garden gnome

So one hot summer day I was outside playing with my new puppy sneakers. We were playing fetch and having a good old time. Sneakers was wagging his tail with joy because he just loved to be outside and play fetch. So we were playing and all of the sudden my neighbors garden gnome came over and began to tell us a little secret. This secret was that my neighbor was a killer. He explained how he would kill a person every night and them drag them to his house and cut them up an eat them. It was quite disturbing and scary thinking that we lived right next to a killer. So I freaked out and ran away screaming into my house and sneakers was right behind me. Right when I entered the house I grabbed the phone and called the police the police came to the mans house and knocked on his door. When the man opened the door and acted like nothing was wrong The police told the man how he received a call saying that his garden gnome said he was a killer. The man denied it and shut the door. Soon after the police knocked his door down and started to search the house. They ended up finding some human finger and toes in his refigerater. After they seen that the man was arrested right away.  Now I have taken the garden gnome and placed it in my garden. Sneakers, the gnome and I are now best friends and play fetch together every summer.