Friday, September 17, 2010

There once was a girl name Lucy. Lucy had been married to her husband for about seven years and they seem to be madly in love to the public eye but at home it was a totally different story. Whenever they were home they ended up getting into an argument over something. One night it just seemed like just a normal night for the couple, they get home from work watch television together fighting over what they would watch and then try to come to an agreement with what they were going to eat. Lucy’s husband, Chris, told Lucy to make turkey sandwiches and corn for dinner but instead Lucy made ham sandwiches. When they went to go to sit down at the table and began to eat. As Chris bit into his sandwich he realized it was ham and spit it right onto the floor and ran to the garbage can, throwing it right out. Lucy was very upset and couldn’t believe that he would just throw it out after she worked so hard to make it for him. After he came back into the dining room and picked up his plate and started eating it violently. Lucy was so scared because she never seen him get violent till then. She ran out of the house right away in fear that she would be the next victim and the two filed for a divorce the next day.

1 comment:

  1. Favorite line:
    "After he came back into the dining room and picked up his plate and started eating it violently."

    Something about him eating the plate violently stuck me as quite funny.

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